reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

(via moriartys-method)

supersmashkev:

JESUS CHRIST

(Source: vine.co, via lamelohan)

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

(Source: killerkanye, via petergatsbygreen)

People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
Me: Eh, it will work out.

666-askforthespookyking:

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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(via teenscoolest)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via leakier)

captain-parrish:

Kathy Bates’s Freak Show “accent”

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(via fairytalesandfiresidestories)

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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(Source: wastery, via gullibility)